Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
The best reaction to when someone is crying.
This made me love Dwight so much more
later is the best time to do anything
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
leopard seals are basically big vicious water cats
and what a great investment that was
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka